"Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels."

Is Arrested Development a sitcom version of The Godfather?  Michael = Michael, GOB = Sonny, Buster = Fredo

The Don Draper problem solving flowchart

Charlie Sheen's recent batshit insane coke-fuelled radio interview, quoted verbatim in LOLcat form.

 

Yes. Yes it is.

This is everything you ever need to do or be.  Ever.