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Riding his motorcycle in Hawaii, Sean Jones witnesses the brutal murder of a prosecutor. When the villains come to take out Sean, Agent Nelville Flynn comes to his rescue. In order to protect Sean for the trip back to L.A., Flynn takes over the entire First Class section of Pacific Air Flight 121. Displeased First Class passengers aside, the flight is uneventful until hundreds of angry, poisonous snakes are released into the cabin. Once the snakes begin attacking, it is up to Agent Flynn and Sean to keep the plane in the air and save as many passengers as they can.
While practicing motocross in Hawaii, Sean Jones witnesses the brutal murder of an important American prosecutor by the powerful mobster Eddie Kim. He is protected and persuaded by the FBI agent Neville Flynn to testify against Eddie in Los Angeles. They embark in the red-eye Flight 121 of Pacific Air, occupying the entire first-class. However, Eddie dispatches hundred of different species of snakes airborne with a time operated device in the luggage to release the snakes in the flight with the intent of crashing the plane. Neville and the passengers have to struggle with the snakes to survive.
OK, I know that the big deal with this film is that it should be seen in the theatres with a lot of kindred souls as a midnight attraction. When everyone is packed inside for a good time, maybe high/drunk, they can all hoop and holler and have an uproarious time with each other. Well, you see, this experience has nothing to do with the filmit has to do with the experience that night. I believe, whether or not I had seen it in the theatre and spent my hard earned $9.50 or not, I would come to the same conclusion that this was a horrible movie. For pure entertainment value it was not that bad for the beginning part and the initial onslaught of snakes. However, once the storyline went in the direction of saving those onboard from snake bites and a plane crash, the film turned away from its tongue-in-cheek-ness and tried to be serious. Here's a heads up to the filmmakers. If you choose to go the route of making an "it's so bad it's good" movie, stick to your guns and play up EVERYTHING for laughs. Don't copout midway and try to do something dramatic.
Everyone knows the internet hype and the reshoots to add blood, sex, and language to the beef up a throw-away PG-13 flick to a throw-away R. Too bad the filmmakers didn't decide on making it R in the first place, because you can point out most instances of add-ins pretty easily. The famous Samuel L. Jackson line, (more famous before it even was added in the movie than afterwards), "mofo snakes on my mofo plane" is lit brighter and angled to reveal just his face. Luckily they had the same wardrobe to make the cut even resemble the previous and following shots. Also, I remember reading that there were real snakes used throughout the duration of filming with few CGI creations. Please show me a real snake though as almost every money-shot kill was so cartoonish you'd be looked at weird if you didn't laugh.
I will give Sam Jackson some benefit of the doubt as he is the one person in this film that should be serious. He is the cool-head that will get them all through it and he should be in charge. I'll even buy Julianna Margulies for playing her character straight because she is the clichéd stewardess on her last flight and looking to keep as many of her wards alive. However, besides these two I would expect everyone else to ham it up. They should be having fun on screen and really play their parts for laughs against these two straight players. Unfortunately, most actually look like they think they are in a legitimate film. Rachel Blanchard, for example, is blatantly ripping off Paris Hilton, and doing so successfully at the start, but changes personalities at the midway mark into someone looking to survive and to help where needed. If she played the bimbo to the end, her character would have worked so much better. Props to Flex Alexander though, as he is the one person here who has some fun. The hyperchondriac rap superstar has so many ticks and eccentricities it is actually pretty funny. Even when he reaches his point for "growth as a person" he still keep the camp dial high with exaggerated facial expressions and speech. If only everyone else took a page from him I could have laughed some more and enjoyed my stay upon Pacific Air 121.
Snakes on a Plane 3/10
I'm not sure what I can say - this is a tour de force! Samuel Jackson cursing up a storm while fighting snakes! ON A PLANE! IT'S BRILLIANT!
Okay, here's the serious review - this movie is everything it claimed it would be and more. The premise is so bad it's laughable - a mobster, after having "exhausted all possible options" (yes, he actually said that), decides the only way to kill a witness testifying against him is to release a bevvy of venerable, poisonous snakes on his flight. Little does he know that his precious snakes will be up against the likes of Neville Flynn, a hard hitting, hard cursing FBI agent that refuses to fool around. People die (predictably and laughably). People run (predictably and laughably). Samuel Jackson acts like a bad*ss muthaf*cka (predictably and laughably).
Look, you already know if you're going to like this movie or not - everything you're expecting to happen "Snakes on a Plane" does to great effect, good or bad. If you want to see it because it'll suck hard, you won't be disappointed and will enjoy laughing at every horribly cheesy, badly delivered line and every over-the-top snakebite and death. That's the long and short of this movie - you know exactly what you're getting because they've told you from day one what you're getting (and even reshot a few scenes to satisfy fans - how many Hollywood movies would go so far?), and for that, even naysayers should be appreciative.
I'm hoping this movie does well - it will show Hollywood that, perhaps if they actually give people what they want and ask, their movies will actually be successful and make them money. Hopefully this movie will start a trend of movies delivering what they say they will.
The only gripe - too much romance, not enough snakes :)
More potent than anything in Snakes on a Plane is the fantasy offscreen: that if enough people talk up their desire to see this film and, at the same time, take an overt delight in what an unabashed piece of junk it is, they will fuse with the hype, with the movie's mystique. They will not just watch Snakes on a Plane; they will own it.
While escorting surfer dude Sean Jones (Nathan Phillips), witness of a murder committed by notorious gangster Eddie Kim (Byron Lawson), on the South Pacific Airlines red-eye flight from Honolulu to Los Angeles, FBI agent Neville Flynn (Samuel L. Jackson) is forced to fight off a cargo load of venomous snakes unleashed on the Boeing 747 by Kim and his thugs in order to bring down the plane and prevent Jones from testifying. Snakes on a Plane is based on a screenplay contributed to by writers David J. Taylor, John Heffernan, Sebastian Gutierrez and David Dalessandro. The copilot accidentally releases the oxygen masks in the passenger compartment, and the snakes drop into the cabin with them. Later, Agent Flynn discovers, while crawling into the cargo hold, that a door that separated the compartment from the rest of the plane had been left open. The snakes in the cargo hold have tripped the breaker that controls the air conditioning in the passenger cabin, so Agent Flynn ventures into the hold to rectify the problem (and kill a few more snakes along the way). Meanwhile in L.A., Agent Harris (Bobby Cannavale) and Dr Stephen Price (Todd Louiso), an expert in venomous snakes, have determined from the photos of the dead snakes that many of them are from foreign countries and, thus, have been illegally imported. They pay a visit to a local snake dealer who has been known for shady dealing in the past. In attempting to flee, the dealer is bitten by a desert black snake, and the agents withhold the antivenom until he tells them how he got the snakes for Eddie Kim and made them super aggressive by spraying pheromones on the passengers' leis. They then take his anti-venom supplies to LAX so that it will be available when the plane lands. Just when it looks hopeful that things are going to work out, it is discovered that the cockpit is filled with snakes and that the co-pilot is dead. There is no one to land the plane, so flight attendant Claire (Julianna Margulies) asks the passengers if anyone can fly the plane. The only one with any flight experience, over 2,000 hours on his PlayStation 2 flight simulator, is Troy (Kenan Thompson), an old friend and bodyguard to rapper Three Gs (Flex Alexander). In order to clear the cockpit of snakes, Flynn instructs the passengers to secure themselves in their seats. He then shoots a hole in one of the cabin windows, causing the cabin to depressurize and sucking out all the snakes. When the snakes have been cleared from the cockpit, Troy takes over the controls and successfully lands the plane at LAX where anti-venom is immediately given to those who have been bitten. However, just as Sean and Flynn are about to deplane, Sean is bitten in the chest by a snake. Flynn shoots the snake, and Sean opens his shirt to reveal a bulletproof vest. Sean reminds Flynn of the first thing Flynn told him: "Do as I say, and you live," and turns the tables. In the final scene, Sean is instructing Flynn on how to surf. According to Wikipedia, such a hole would merely generate a high-pitched squeal. However, if they somehow managed to make a much larger hole, the plane could be depressurized in less than a second. He apparently did. Jackson signed on simply for the title, "Snakes on a Plane" and, when New Line said they might change it, Jackson supposedly threatened to leave the film. He had stated that he loved the title because "it tells you exactly what the movie is about. So you know what you're going to see." 68% of critics liked the film according to RottenTomatoes, with an average score of 6.2 out of 10, meaning it has generally favorable reviews. Most people expected that the critics would hate the film, but, in the end, it received more positive reviews than bad ones. Yes. There was immense Internet hype over the film mainly because of its title and lots of users rated it a "10" without even seeing it. The film's user rating was originally 8.4, before dropping after more people had seen it. a5c7b9f00b
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