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Juggling angry Russians, the British Mi5, and an international terrorist, debonair art dealer and part-time rogue Charlie Mortdecai races to recover a stolen painting rumored to contain a code that leads to lost gold.
Juggling some angry Russians, the British Mi5, his impossibly leggy wife and an international terrorist, debonair art dealer and part-time rogue Charlie Mortdecai must traverse the globe armed only with his good looks and special charm in a race to recover a stolen painting rumored to contain the code to a lost bank account filled with Nazi gold.
I have only walked out of any theater for one other movie my entire life, 'The Cable Guy' starring Jim Carry.
Much like that movie, the first forty minutes of this movie featured similarly clichéd and canned acting and writing.
I read in another review that they liked the cinematography. However, I found this movie too unimaginably trite and horribly produced to look beyond the immediate to actively look for anything enjoyable.
I went in expecting an enjoyable ride, wanting to like this movie. That did not happen. This movie took 40 minutes of my life - please, don't waste your time or money watching this thing at a theater.
I think I just sat through what is probably one of the worst films of 2015. Mordecai is another Johnny Depp flop, both critically and commercially and it's clear why. Tired genre tropes glaze over whatever potential this movie could've had. It desperately wants to be funny, from the use of slapstick, innuendo and montage yet they all fall flat, and hard. The scene transitions are appalling and very repetitive. Trying to be James Bond-ian in style mixed in with comedy caper sequences, nothing works well one bit. Johnny Depp gives his worst performance since Public Enemies, even Ewan McGregor is embarrassing. The over the top, snotty and pretentious accents are so awful it may end up being the one big reason you turn away from Mordecai. Gwyneth Paltrow and Olivia Munn seem to be the only ones who pull through with decent performances, making the most of the shitty material they've been given. The soundtrack is unbearable, as is the dialogue which has seemingly been written by a 10 year old who only just discovered the words vagina and pubic hair. Director David Koepp has no idea how to do action sequences, most noticeably the so-called car chase at the half an hour point, it's clunky and slow. To make things worse Paul Whitehouse makes an appearance, it hit me at this point I am going to hate this film, and I do. Mortdecai is mortifying.
What a frantically dull spectacle this vanity project is.
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