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A young woman grows up to be a stone-cold assassin after witnessing her parents' murder as a child in Bogota. She works for her uncle as a hitman by day, but her personal time is spent engaging in vigilante murders that she hopes will lead her to her ultimate target - the mobster responsible for her parents' death.
A young woman, after witnessing her parents' murder as a child in Bogota, grows up to be a stone-cold assassin.
I like to think I'm an experienced enough movie watcher to know when a movie will be bad, but occasionally some slip through. Luc Besson seems to have done well as a writer/producer with 'Taken' and 'Transporter', so while the trailer for Columbiana didn't exactly blow me away, the prospect of Zoe Saldana kicking ass in skimpy outfits coupled with Besson's name and seemingly decent production values.. seemed to be enough to warrant me giving up 2 hours of my life.
It literally took 3 seconds to know this film was going to be average, from the lazy flash cut transitions during the opening credits, then it took 3 minutes to get a better idea of how bad this film could potentially be, after some extremely clunky dialogue and direction. Half an hour in, i'm seriously considering fast forwarding.
From the outset, I don't understand why I'm meant to empathize with Cataleyna, her father was involved with a criminal, and it's not exactly made clear if he's innocent in any way, or why exactly he is to be killed, well he and his wife get shot up in front of her, yes the concept of seeing your parents get killed is awful, perfect revenge story material.. but something just doesn't feel right, her father isn't some innocent guy, honestly for all we know, he probably deserved to get killed.
Things don't get better when we are introduced to Cataleyna's uncle, another man that has no redeeming qualities, other than having a dead son.. and um.. that's it.. even then, for all we know his son was also a jerk and deserved to die, oh i forgot, her uncle can shoot at innocent people outside a school and suffer no consequences, in an effort to teach his niece a lesson I still don't quite understand.. in what has to be one of the dumbest scenes i've seen in a mainstream film.
I would love to go through and rip the film apart, it deserves such a ripping apart.. I don't think i've seen anything as shockingly dumb and mindless. Did anyone bother to read the whole script? how can anyone watch this film and have anything positive to say about it? okay, Saldana is convincing as an assassin, and the cinematography isn't awful.. but this HAD to be the first draft, i refuse to believe anyone bothered to give any notes or revisions.
the bland as hell boyfriend (but he paints!), takes a photo of Cataleyna while she sleeps, he shows it to his wisecracking friend (all friends are wisecrackers), who happens to be related to someone who has access to a police database, and for some completely unmotivated reason he asks them to run a check on his friend's brand new girlfriend (who he's completely in love with despite not knowing anything about her, other than she feels lonely). This photo is immediately flagged as a potential match to the CCTV footage (where her face can't even be seen), and in the world of internet, the police travel all the way to this Chicago based police station to run the most idiotic photo matching software in the world, i had no idea you could match the back of someones hand or a nose the way they do in this film.. amazing. Boyfriend tells Cataleyna he showed the photo to his friend, she immediately works out that his friend must have run a background check on her, and the police matched the back of her hand to the CCTV footage from the police station, and that is why a SWAT team is outside her building.
i do want to publicly critique this film and break it down, but doing so would waste even more of the time i spent watching it.. all this film needed was an actual script that made sense and was semi-competent.. i feel sorry for anyone who watched this film and was completely oblivious to it's nonsense. Cowboys And Aliens, Conan and this piece of trash compete for worst film of the year, and proof that nobody reads scripts in Hollywood.
PS.. skimpy outfits, nipples and having someone dance around and suck on lollipops, doesn't make a character sexy.. it's pleasing on the eye, and that's about it.
I'm going to begin by saying Besson's Leon is one of the best films ever made. Screenplay, acting, soundtrack, directing, cinematography,.....every aspect was magnificent. That being said, Columbiana is no Leon. Basically it's just a superficial Jolie film without Jolie. The story is ridiculously expounded, the actors are second rate, and the setting is about as morose and uninteresting as it could possibly be. No one cares about any character in this film. It has no heart, and no soul. Just a lot of bangs and booms. If that's your deal, go see it....although there are better like-genre films to waste your money on. Besson missed his chance at a blockbuster sequel to a classic. This dreg is not it, although I'm sure it was in the back of their minds when they conceived this tripe.
This film will be forgotten in a month. The comparisons will kill it. Meanwhile, Leon and Mathilda live on forever.
Saldana is in top form for the acrobatics required in the role, and she makes the gritty determination of her character believable.
"The Fade Out Line" by Phoeboe Killdeer & The Short Straws. There are three versions: the U.S. theatrical, the international, and an unrated cut targeted for so-called home theater use in the States. The US theatrical version is most censored to obtain its PG-13 rating (for violence, disturbing images, intense sequences of action, sexuality and brief strong language). It has not been made available for home cinema use. Beside it's US theatrical release, the PG-13 version is only available as rental DVD in the USA or as Video on Demand. It has been heavily censored from its original version.
The European theatrical version was longer, leaving some intensive scenes. The Unrated version is approximately four minutes longer than the international version and features some extended action and story sequences. a5c7b9f00b
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