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Former special ops agent, the eccentric MacGruber, was long thought to be dead, following the murder of his wife Casey Janine Fitzpatrick during their wedding ceremony ten years ago. MacGruber did not believe in the use of guns, but rather self-made tools and weapons on the spur of the moment with whatever materials were on hand, and did not believe in working off of plans. However, MacGruber is still very much alive and has dropped out of western society to recover emotionally from Casey's murder, recover which he knows he will never be able to do. Colonel Jim Faith is able to locate MacGruber and coerce him out of retirement as MacGruber's arch enemy, Dieter von Cunth, who is thought to be Casey's murderer, has stolen a nuclear warhead, his intended use of it unknown. The one saving grace at this point is that Cunth does not have the codes to launch it. MacGruber's task is to prevent Cunth from using the warhead, either by eliminating him, recovering the warhead, and/or preventing Cunth from getting the codes. Rather than use his dream team of former associates for this mission, he is relegated to a team of three: himself, his former associate Vicki St. Elmo who he has to convince to return to work rather than focus on her stumbling music career, and Lt. Dixon Piper, more typical of the traditional special op member, he who is Faith's choice but who MacGruber hates. Beyond actions by Cunth to carry out his intended use of the warhead, MacGruber and his team face the obstacles of the differences between MacGruber and Piper, the former who is constantly putting his team at risk in his "my way or the high way" attitude. Through it all, MacGruber has to decide if he can love again as his reunion with Vicki brings to the surface their mutual attraction, that love which has always existed on Vicki's side despite being Casey's best friend.
Former special operative MacGruber is called back into action to take down his arch-enemy, Dieter Von Cunth, who's in possession of a nuclear warhead and bent on destroying Washington, D.C.
I am no Saturday Night Live fan, but in the last couple years I did obviously see enough episodes to catch MacGruber, the MacGuyver wannabe that frustrated the hell out of his ladyfriend and the guest star just long enough so that the bomb he was supposed to disarm went off and killed all three. It didn't matter why, a distraction, an anecdote, a story, whatever.
They blew up.
Every time.
For some reason this amused me, the segments never went more than 2 minutes and often his dodgy theme song went for at least a quarter of that scant time. So when I heard that the MacGruber film was not only on the way but it had enjoyed some of the best early reviews for any SNL film since Wayne's World (need I remind you that was about 20 years ago?) I became very expectant, almost aroused with anticipation.
Now... It's here... And it sucks! I am so filthy that I can't list all the reasons why MacGruber is nothing more than a lazy, lousy piece of crap...
No...
Wait...
Yes I can.
Here is the joke, almost the only joke. The first 10 minutes of the film has various people who should know praising MacGruber. Apparently so we are told his exploits are legendary and include many awards for bravery (16 Purple Hearts!), numerous amazing and heroic exploits. Oh and he is an expert in basically EVERYTHING! The last hour of the film has MacGruber showing that he is actually an incompetent, cowardly, disloyal, stupid, disorganized, inept and unreliable idiot. Again, that's the joke. So every time he messes up it is apparently hilarious, or it must have been to the writers who found it so funny that they didn't bother writing any more jokes to y'know top it off.
It reminds me of almost every Will Ferrell film where he is great because we are told so. He is either a great Anchorman, or a Pro Basketball player, or an amazing Nascar racer, but only because we are told so despite all evidence to the contrary.
F*ck if that's funny I will write a film called "white-black guy" (Coming in the Fall!), in which Paul Giamatti spends 90 minutes walking around telling people he is black, but never joking about it or taking it anything less than completely seriously. That'll be hilarious...
The plot is irrelevant aside from introducing a bad guy named Cunthz (Val Kilmer), only the "hz" is very often silent, also apparently meant to be hilarious. Even the 93rd time they milk it.
I was so looking forward to this, expecting it to be the first great comedy for a while that this... thing that they spat out at the audience is so disappointing... So insulting...
F*ck it. I'm done.
Final Rating - 5 / 10. Should I be upset that they managed to cadge more laughs out of every 90 second skit than in this entire abomination? Yes I think I should.
"MacGruber" is a mostly unfunny parody of both the "MacGuyver" TV series and 1980s Hollywood action movies. Our hero is "MacGruber", an inept special forces agent tasked with taking down a madman with a nuclear weapon. The film isn't stupid, ridiculous or inane enough, is derivative of the "Hot Shots" franchise, few of the film's high concept gags work, and MacGruber only elicits giggles when swearing or making raunchy jokes. These dumb, vulgar moments are hilarious, but too infrequent.
The film stars an actor called Will Forte, who has the coolest name since Lance Thrust.
5/10 - Worth no viewings.
Utterly disposable but diverting, MacGruber manages to spin feature-length product out of an idea that few would try expanding beyond a "Saturday Night Live" skit.
MacGruber is based on a Saturday Night Live skit of the same name. The skit itself was a parody of the TV series MacGyver (1985) (1985-1992). The screenplay for MacGruber was written by the Saturday Night Live screenwriting team of Will Forte and John Solomon along with American filmmaker Jorma Taccone, who also directed the movie. "Touch and Go" by Emerson, Lake, and Powell is the song that plays during the montage as he checks off the names on his list. This comedy was released rated R in theaters worldwide. In the US, the DVD and Blu-ray disc releases contain this version alongside a longer unrated cut which adds more story and dialogue as well as more spicy material. a5c7b9f00b
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