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This film is a prequel to all of the The House of the Dead video games. Set on an island off the coast, a techno rave party attracts a diverse group of college coeds and a Coast Guard officer. Soon, they discover that their X-laced escapades are to be interrupted by zombies and monsters that attack them on the ground, from the air, and in the sea, ruled by an evil entity in the House of the Dead...
A group of college students travel to a mysterious island to attend a rave, which is soon taken over by bloodthirsty zombies.
Before you completely disregard my review of Uwe Boll's House of the Dead, I only gave it a 10 because it was that entertaining to me. To me this movie wasn't supposed to be scary. In fact I place this movie in the genre of comedies. That's all that this movie was to me, a comedy. For people reading reviews, trying to figure out if this movie is worth it; I say hell no. I wouldn't pay 10 dollars to see it at a theatre, and I wouldn't pay 5 dollars to rent it. However I would pay 5 bucks to own it. Why? Every time I watch this movie I laugh.
I recommend this movie to anyone who watches movies as a form of entertainment, not an art form. When I watch a movie, I watch a movie to entertain me, and House of the Dead did just that.
Honestly what did most of you expect, the movie was based off a shitty video game.
This contains a summary of the plot and contains spoilers! I took a sickie off from work and took a trip to the video store to see if I could find a zombie movie to pass the time.
"Oh, House of the Dead, huh? Yeah why not?" Now I know why not.
OK, so the basic story is that a group of teenagers want to go to the "rave of the century" that's set on the island of death. They miss the main ferry and bribe Jurgen Prochnow and his cheesy sidekick Clint Howard ("It's eeeeevil!") to take them to the island (with Clint Howard getting flashed some rack on the way).
They get there are find the rave to be deserted.
So what do they do at a deserted rave of the century that's abandoned and only about the size of my backyard? Why, half of them start partying, and the other half have a look around to figure out what's going on.
It's gets dark quickly and a couple that decided to stay start making out, but the guy decides he needs to take a leak first. This is when the chick get attacked.
I don't think it's coincidence that it's at this point when a character goes to the toilet, that this film also goes down the toilet with the full flush button held down.
During the film, and throughout, short clips from the HOTD game are spliced into the film for no reason. Maybe to just remind us that it's a remake of the game, b/c otherwise you really wouldn't know.
The group meet up again (minus the attacked chick) and look around some more. They find a house. They go in and find other "partygoers" complaining that the "rave of the century" was, like, totally trashed and stuff, man.
By this time, the group includes an Asian chick in a stars and stripes skin tight outfit called Liberty (yes you read right), a George A Romero fan (shameless attempt at film street-credibility here), an underwear model, Ona Grauer and her ample chest, a coast guard armed to the teeth (why not?) and some other people I don't care about.
After travelling to the wharf to find the "Boat that wasn't there" (3rd favourite line in the film) to escape the island, zombies with bad make up attack!!! Liberty gets molested by one of them, but no worries, Jurgen Prochnow guns down all bad make up zombies and all is good again.
He even shows them a stash of guns he was smuggling and the group gets armed and dangerous.
So they journey back to the aforementioned house which is surrounded by zombies.
Now here is where it gets flat out stupid. They start gunning down the zombies in bullet time and Liberty suddenly discovers she knows Kung Fu.
This whole action sequence is annoying and the laws of physics fly out the window. None of the ravers miss a single shot (even though it's the first time any have used a gun), and as I said with Liberty, they all all-of-a-sudden know Kung Fu.
It's obvious that many of the zombies here were the same zombies gunned down before. Also, some of these zombies are ninjas. Classy.
Oh, Liberty dies while another guy looks on with a montage playing and the editing guy loving his job too much.
They finally make it to the house.
They barricade the door and my second favourite line in the movies emerges. Upon the underwear model finding an old book, he says "Hey, this book is really old. Maybe it can help us." Script, glorious script!!
Yep, that full flush button is still being held downÂ…
Some drama unfolds when one of the chicks says she thinks the underwear model is still attractive even though half of his face is covered in bad "I got acid-burnt" make up.
Jurgen Prochnow is dying at this point so he logically concludes he should venture outside and blow himself and the front door up. So the zombies storm in, and the party retreat deeper into the house. But not before underwear man does the typical-stand-around-and-hesitate-when-yelled-at-to-move routine and gets attacked and blows himself up too.
The party is reduced to 3 at this point and the venture deeper into the bowels of house. After having used up all their ammo before, an absence of bullets doesn't stop them from shooting more zombies anyway, but another chick dies in a pointless "Don't worry I'll handle them!!" scene.
Ona Grauer and her ex boyfriend remain at this point and push on.
They stumble into the lair of the main bad guy, and he tells them about his plan to reanimate the dead to achieve immortality. Hence is presented my favourite quote of the film when asked why he wants to be immortal: "To live forever" he says.
Oh, Joyous script!! Anyway, they fight and an explosion goes off.
Here is the only redeeming part of this film. Ona Grauer runs outside and you get a nice slow mo of her fun-bags bouncing around while she dives away with her bf.
Ona is stabbed and the bf survives after a useless sword fight with the bad guy.
And the movie finally ends.
The only way to enjoy this film is to have subterranean expectations and switch your brain off. Abysmal script, toilet-esquire acting (they look like they were reading cue cards as they went), rubbishy action and plot holes aplenty.
This film could maybe be fun it if was a spoof, but Uwe Boll takes himself seriously and thinks really he's a genuinely good filmmaker. This film just doesn't make sense and reeks of incompetent film-making.
Whether this is a good or bad thing depends on just how much 14-year-old boy you've got in ya.
In 2003, House of the Dead, the first video game adaptation of Uwe Boll, who has gotten himself a certain reputation in this area, was released. The film is a mundane zombie flick with a shallow plot and a tendency to be trash. Five years later, Lions Gate has released a Director's Cut version of the film on DVD. The film was made into a comedy with new music, alternative scenes, outtakes and several overlay-commentaries - which is the reason for the subtitle "Funny Version" on the DVD's front cover. a5c7b9f00b
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