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A group of college students travel to a mysterious island to attend a rave, which is soon taken over by bloodthirsty zombies.
This film is a prequel to all of the The House of the Dead video games. Set on an island off the coast, a techno rave party attracts a diverse group of college coeds and a Coast Guard officer. Soon, they discover that their X-laced escapades are to be interrupted by zombies and monsters that attack them on the ground, from the air, and in the sea, ruled by an evil entity in the House of the Dead...
You know you're in trouble when thirty year old teenagers go to a rave and you're left wondering why they felt the need to use older actors when there is so much fresh talent to take advantage of. More mid boggling is that the actors went along with it knowing that they were completely wrong for the parts.
This is dull and boring and has one or two moments of decent film making, but mostly its watching a bunch of bad actors interact with bad special effects...no wait thats not effects thats segments from the video game complete with scores...who's idea was that? If I wanted a video game I would have played the game not shelled out the four bucks for the rental of this mind waster.
Frankly Hollywood isn't to be blamed for making crap like this, we're the ones dumb enough to see it despite the warning signs in the trailers.
Synopsis :- A group of happy-go-lucky teenagers head out to a remote island in the middle of nowhere for the ultimate rave party. Arriving too late to catch their arranged boat ride, they quickly search the harbor for someone else to take them. Stumbling upon a couple of rouge smugglers, they buy themselves a trip to the party
little realising it's gonna be one way! Once on the island they begin what they hope will be one of the best nights of their young lives
little realising IT WILL BE THEIR LAST!!! Mwah Mwah Mwah hahaha! Etc etc
As the audience, you sit there waiting patiently for a good film to unfold before your eyes, little realising
Review :- You know when you see something so terrible, that even though you know you should look away, you can't stop looking? Cause it's so God-damn-awful!? This is one of those kinds of films. House Of The Dead is simply put dreadful. It's the movie equivalent of a road wreck
only with more blood and less brains. If I were American I would exclaim 'Dude, this totally sucks ass', for it does and it truly is
awful. It joins 'The Principles Of Lust' & 'Catwoman' in my Top 3 Worst Films Of 2004. And here's why :- it sucks on every level imaginable
dude!
It's not just the bad acting, horrid characters who annoy right from the start, ropey effects, zombies looking like they escaped from Michael Jackson's 'Thriller' video in 1983
and are still on the run. It's not even the stupid plotting which includes such dumb-ass moments as the only survivor of the film telling you that everyone else is dead in the opening 30 seconds (which means a you don't give a flying fungal seed about any of them, cause they're all annoying and you already know they all die
it's just a question of how and when, not if, so by default there is absolutely no suspense whatsoever). It's all of those + things such as lame inserts of the computer game the film is based on! Oh yeah, computer graphics look really cool up on a 30 foot screen
not!. Then there's another sequence which sees the kids go to the house where the dead come from, then later on when those who are left are running for their lives, where do they decide to hide and hold their ground? Down by the harbor in case help arrives? The far side of the island where there's no zombie infestation? Hell, the hill in the centre of the island where you can at least see all around you and defend from all sides?
No
these dumb American stereotypes, which you don't give a crap about anyway, go straight to the house
THE HOUSE!!!!! Knowing full well the creatures are inside and the bloody things came from there in the first place! How dumb do the film-makers think the audience is? If it was done tongue-in-cheek, then I could forgive it, but it doesn't. The film takes itself waaaay too seriously and thinks it's a proper full-on action/horror. But it's not. But cue lots of shooting and mayhem in the most ludicrous (and overlong) action sequence of the year anyway. Stealing from The Matrix and every zombie flick you can think of (The poster screams the tag-line 'It's The Matrix Meets Dawn Of The Dead'
well it certainly steals from both and subsequently urinates over the legacy of both!), the group of scared teenagers suddenly discover they can shoot firearms as though they'd all done a ten-year tour of duty in 'NAM, and a couple of them (who'd been kacking their pants earlier in the film) are suddenly capable of martial arts moves that would make Bruce Lee think twice before tackling them. It is one of the most over-long, drawn out, boring action sequences ever committed to celluloid. You will laugh yourselves silly at the over-use of bullet-time (funnily enough it's the same tracking shot used each time!) as EACH character has their own 'Matrix' moment
the damn thing goes on for about 15 minutes and it's soooooo dull!
Now, I am one for suspending disbelief but please even in horror movies there are certain rules. The one crucial ingredient missing from this film is FUN! With such a silly set-up it needs a sense of humour. But the cast all play it dead straight and because not one of them seems to have even graduated past The Junior School of Stage Pantomime Acting, none of them have the acting chops to make it work. You will cringe at the scenes when any of them try anything remotely emotional. In one particular scene one of the main characters watches in horror as his now zombie-fied girlfriend gets blasted twice with a shotgun
all he can do to show his grief is slap his forehead like Homer Simpson and bite his lip! Seconds later he's running around as though nothing had happened
oh yeah I feel your pain
pillock! When are you gonna die? Soon I hope.
And the story
of yeah, well the story there isn't one! It's just set-up, set-up, lots of running, death and a crappy voice-over ending, which God forbid, hints at a sequel. This is a truly appalling film - from start to finish it's an atrocity to movie-making. I wanted to walk out on numerous occasions during its short (yet feels painfully very long) running time. It makes 'Resident Evil : APOCALYPSE' look like 'Citizen Kane'. Please kill this wanna-be Resi-clone now and be done with it. Basing a film on a LIGHT-GUN game was a bad idea in the first place, but then to jettison the plot and storyline in favour of this load of nonsense shows the film-makers as the idiots they are. I've been informed that the games have a really good story to them, none of that is evident here. Absolute tosh, avoid this like a sailor with the clap.
Much poorly choreographed gunplay, many lovingly rendered head explosions, and some half-assed exposition about centuries-old, immortality-seeking pirates follow, with nothing to recommend House Of The Dead to anyone but the most undiscriminating zombie-movie fans.
In 2003, House of the Dead, the first video game adaptation of Uwe Boll, who has gotten himself a certain reputation in this area, was released. The film is a mundane zombie flick with a shallow plot and a tendency to be trash. Five years later, Lions Gate has released a Director's Cut version of the film on DVD. The film was made into a comedy with new music, alternative scenes, outtakes and several overlay-commentaries - which is the reason for the subtitle "Funny Version" on the DVD's front cover. a5c7b9f00b
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